“You gotta get that thing out of the coffin,” continued the cat.
“How do I do that?”
“Are you really dumb, man? You’ve never really watched any King Arthur stuff? Same way you pull any sword, man - you grab the handle and yank it. I mean, how old are you, fourteen, fifteen? I really shouldn’t be explaining the whole yanking process to you.”
“Anything else?” I said as I inched closer and closer to the sword handle.
“Could you put Romeo and Juliet back under me? I was getting to the hot part.”