Enjoy
“You gotta get that thing out of the coffin,”
continued the cat.
“How do I do that?”
“Are you really dumb, man? You’ve never really
watched any King Arthur stuff? Same way you pull any sword, man - you grab the
handle and yank it. I mean, how old are you, fourteen, fifteen? I really
shouldn’t be explaining the whole yanking process to you.”
“Anything else?” I said as I inched closer and
closer to the sword handle.
“Could you put Romeo and Juliet back under me? I was getting to the hot part.”
I burst out laughing. Love this cat. :)
ReplyDeleteMission accomplished
DeleteHilarious! It's so hard to write humor, but you nailed this scene.
ReplyDeleteFunny you should use the word nailed in a coffin and wanking joke. But I thank you. I love writing jokes. Especially the ones people get
DeleteHaha!! Good stuff!! I always love the interaction between Erik and his cat.
ReplyDeleteWait until you get to the end.
DeleteHehe. We never grow past yanking and dick jokes
ReplyDeleteThere's so much about this that is humorous with great pacing, but the bit about explaining yanking to a 14/15 year old is perfect.
ReplyDeleteThank you very much. I thrive on awkward moments
DeleteThis dialogue is so seamless and smooth that the comedy just filters in and makes you feel that your laughing WITH the characters. Great snippet!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Great and humorous dialogue! A very witty kitty!
ReplyDelete*snorts* but I imagine all cats spend their lives thinking 'stupid humans, thank goodness they remember to feed us'.
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